@kev noting that it was a rant…I’ve owned the Apple Watch since the original. None of the things you mention are issues at all with my Series 10, and unlike a regular watch I’ve not heard a single story about someone’s regular watch saving their life or alerting them to potentially fatal heart problems 😂 Sleep tracking works great too. I top off the charge while I hit the shower before bed. Ain’t rocket science.
I actually had cellular service on my Series 8. One day I was out for a walk and had forgotten my actual phone. My sister called my regular phone which forwarded to the watch and she was able to alert me that my Mom was having a bad health issue while they were on the phone and I was able to call emergency services from the watch right then and there. Saved her life from a blood pressure crash.
So yeah I’ll take my smartwatch any day of the week. You do you tho boo. 🤣